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Furrman University Sit. Stay. Graduate.
Course Catalog · Academic Year 2026–27

Every course. Every species. No refunds.

Search the complete Furrman catalog by keyword, school, species, or level. Prerequisites are enforced loosely, by a hamster.

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Registration policies

  • Add/drop period: the first two weeks of the semester, or until the student loses interest, whichever is first.
  • Waitlists: maintained by Gerald, who reads them aloud at 6:00 AM.
  • Prerequisites: may be waived with a sufficiently convincing head tilt (see FOOD 320).
  • Repeat policy: fish may repeat any course indefinitely and will.
  • Attendance: required for dogs, optional for cats, involuntary for anyone within range of AVIA 305.
  • Academic integrity: eating homework is considered reading. Eating someone else's homework is considered collaboration.

Reminder: this catalog is a parody. None of these courses exist and none can be registered for. Furrman University is not affiliated with Furman University or any real institution.